Friday, August 31, 2007

MANHATTAN PROJECT 2-SPLIT THE ATOM AND YOU GET 2

Karl knew I was coming to Sydney Uni for a lecture so he baked a cake.
And he used my recipie.
That is he used meta information and that is what he needed to bake the cake.
And I have a recipe for a pineapple upside down cake and it is Maryannes Coconut cream pi.
And pineapple upside down cake.That means it is two things added together.
And ingredients we need MATH TYPE 6 WIKKAPEDIA AND MATLAB.
And that is simple.
Because we use MATH TYPE 6 to cut and paste a thousand physics equations from Wikkapedia.
And if possible two thousand equations.
And we past those into MATLAB.
And that is simple.
Now for the instructions on how to bake the cake.
GRADUATE ASSISTANT :PLEASE PASS THIS ONTO HAWKING.
MAKE THE PROGRAM FOR HIM SO HE CAN USE IT ON HIS COMPUTER.

Dear grad assistant,
You need to get a programmer to program this way of generating ideas for Stephen Hawking.
It is better than an artificial brian.
Which he doesn't need.
But maybe his own faculties need a helping hand.
And they do.
So what you need are the ingredients MATH TYPE 6 and MATLAB.
And WIKKAPEDIA.
There are thousands of equations on wikkapedia and hundreds of physics equations.
You can cut and paste them into MATLAB.
And when that is done with MATH TYPE 6.
You can then add the equations at random 2+2=4
2 APPLE+ 2 ORANGE= 4 APPLE/ORANGE.
And that isn't true.
Because 2 ODD+ 2 EVEN= 4 EVEN.
And that is the opposite to 1+1=2.
SO E=MCsquared can be 2+2=4.
When the answer is orange or evens.
But this equation is not the same 1/3 APPLE+ 1/3 ORANGE+ 1/3 ORANGE= 1 APPLE/ORANGE.
And 2/3 APPLE+ 2/3 ORANGE+ 2/3 ORANGE= 6/3 APPLE/ORANGE.=4
And if we add this 2+2=4 we get 4 APPLE/ORANGE.
So we can get an answer that is both or just one equation.
We can add 1000 equations from wikkapedia.
1/3 1000+ 1/3 1000+ 1/3 1000= 1 1000.
And divide by 1000 to get one equation of a third.And of course we can do the same with two.
It is not necessary to say that we must add 2000+2000=4000 equations.
Because of course the answer is not the same multiplied.
But we won't get into that.
We we simply reduce by division.
THIS IS ABCASIG ARTFICIAL BRAIN CREATION AS SCIENCE IDEAS GENERATOR.
This is ROBO HAWKING.
And ROBO HAWKING is to replace the real HAWKING.
And he never can.
But Hawking believes robots can replace real physisists.
So he will like ROBO HAWKING.
It can generate any number of new ideas about the theory of everything.
Any thoery string quantum schrodnger fenymann Eddington.
Can all be added on MATLB.
And they will procuce nothing.
And that is like nothing from everything.
Because if you use everything you will get something.
And you may get nothing.
But that is a risk you have to take.
Unless you wanty to be left behind by other physisists.
Because they all are adding equations in one thirds.
Steve A jeffrey

FRED FLINTSTONE CAR.......
RECIPIE FOR THE CAKE.
1/INTERFACE.
2 MATH TYPE 6. CUT AND PASTE EQUATIONS
3.WIKKAPEDIA A THOUSAND PHYSICS EQUATIONS.
4. MATLAB.
5/APPLE G6 DESKTOP SUPERCOMPUTER.
6.PROCESS BOX.
2 APPLE+ 2 ORANGE= 4 APPLE ORANGE.
1/3 APPLE+ 1/3 ORANGE+ 1/3 ORANGE= 1 APPLE/ORANGE.
Put it togther and what have you got IBBIDITY BOBBETY BOO.

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